I have a shit-ton of things to do today…

1. Dye my hair red (in the process of doing it as I type). On a whim I purchased red hair dye (blahblah, copper something, blahblah) last night. I guess it’s my last hurrah before I go back to brown and my standard bob (I hate my short, short hair).

2. Detail my car. I heart my new-to-me car, but yesterday during my drive (with sunroof wide open) I noticed some spots and it sent me over the edge. Am I going to be a particular bitch about my vehicle now? Probably. I also remembered to make myself a mental note that the first time Rick punches it he is no longer allowed to drive it. Rick has this thing where he will punch it when pulling onto a highway. I always bitch and he always says he has to do it because of the traffic. Fuck him.

3. Pay bills. Yeah, that bullshit still needs to be done. As much as I love payday, I hate the fact that there are always bills sitting here waiting for me to pay. Sigh.

4. Download some songs off of iTunes in order to make a slammin’ CD for my CAR. I almost bought Pink’s latest album, but I was in Walmart, saw the edited version notice and was all, “THE FUCK?” That’s when I remembered that Walmart screws with music in order to make the world a more Christian-like place and…yeah. Not gonna happen.

5. Schoolwork with Trey. Blech.

6. Take my mom out in the new car so she can drive it without being intimidated by all the buttons. She’s whacky that way. And also, I need to not be all uppity about it because I did not stop and put gas in it since I couldn’t remember where the gas button thingie was and I didn’t want to look stupid in front of the gas station attendant (I get my gas pumped for me because I’m a pretty, pretty princess – or just don’t want to get dirty – you decide).

7. Cook a meal. Yeah, it’s been a while. And I need leftovers to take to work.

Okay, gotta go rinse this crap outta my hair!

I’m outta here.