This is a personal online journal that is also known as a blog. I don’t call it a blog because I’ve been doing this shit online since before the word blog was invented. Everything on this web site, unless otherwise noted, came from my scary brain. Read at your own risk.
You cannot hold my employer, family members, or pets responsible for anything that leaks from the mass of muscle inside my head that doesn’t get much exercise. It is only my opinion (and very rarely fact). Feel free to comment at any time, but also know that I will a) ignore you or b) verbally cut you if you feel the need to make me feel bad about myself or uncomfortable in my own home (aka: web site).
There will be many times that I use inappropriate language. If you are too delicate to deal with curse words, feel free to visit another site that doesn’t use slang as an alternative to actually cultivating the English language. And also, try lavender. I hear it’s good for those with delicate sensibilities.
