44-year-old woman living in a rural area just outside of Pittsburgh.
Married for 10+ years to a man she met on the Internet (gasp!).
Mother of two sons (ages 21 and 15).
Daughter of a woman who willingly wears a tube-top with sweatpants.
Former disgruntled housewife that works in a medical office. A job which she loathes and loves simultaneously. Would probably still work even if she won the lottery (see: disgruntled housewife).
Can be found at work, shopping in the clearance section, and/or stopping off for an overpriced coffee drink because she deserves a treat.
Known to wear the world’s ugliest slippers every day of the week (except when she’s at work). Also willingly wears Crocs®, Danskos®, and Uggs® because she thinks they are fabulous and make her feet happy.
Sucks at proper punctuation. Uses bad grammar. Yet still writes for the world to see.
Dislikes liars and people who are rude.
Swears like a sailor.
Well known for telling it exactly how it is. Not known for playing bullshit head games. A typical Gemini that changes her mind a lot.
Drinker of coffee, mocha lattes/frappuccino’s and iced tea. Caffeine has replaced alcohol so now she can bore you even faster!
Addicted to caffeine, nicotine, and any over the counter drug that promises to kill a headache.
Personal servant of 2 dogs (Felina & Sadie) and 3 cats (Waldo, Julie & Maddy).
Former Word Goddess. Heh.
In search of the perfect purse.
Has had an online journal long enough to cringe when someone calls it a blog.
