Rick and Trey went out to do some errand running for me (thank Christ, because I was so not in the mood to get my ass in gear). I’m supposed to be wrapping presents and working on a sewing project which is why I am sitting here…updating my online journal. Procrastination is the way I roll, baby.
So yeah, it’s been all over the news that Tiger Woods has been humping his way across the nation. I haven’t said anything about it because I didn’t care. Well, that’s not true. I guess I care a little bit because I am appalled at how many people are blaming the women he was with. Because those people who talk about those women? They’re motherfucking stupid. Those women are not the cheaters, asshats. Tiger chose to cheat on his wife. And excuse me while I get a huge chuckle out of the fact that she started swinging a golf club upon finding out. Any woman worth her salt that found out her husband was fucking around and didn’t lose their shit for a second…please. You are required by law to lose your mind for a moment. Not forever, mind you, just a moment. Because that particular kind of pain cuts deep into your heart and your brain and losing your shit is needed to get yourself re-wired to move on. It’s the women (and men, since women cheat, too) that don’t lose their minds that worry me. Anyway, Tiger Woods is a dog that cheated on his wife and the world is all in a tizzy. I don’t buy the bullshit story that he’s all hurt and remorseful. He’s just bummed out that he got caught. And that it’s probably going to cost him a shit-ton of money in endorsements (and divorce payments).
My biggest concern through this whole thing…
What the hell are these two women holding between their legs? It’s driving me batshit because I have no idea what the hell those metal things are. Anybody know?
In other news…
I got a new bag. I’ve waited to use it a while before I announced to the world how I feel about it. It’s the Franco Sarto Big Top Tote (this bitch is HUGE) and I love it. Mine is navy blue.
I also decided against the hooker boots and went for something that I know works for me. Tall Uggs. Love them.
Julie is hating Christmas because the tree is in front of her favorite heating vent. Heh.
Felina is freezing. This is her waiting for someone to sit down so they can keep her warm. I’m dead serious. She hates her sweaters, even though she needs them and prefers to be cuddled. Precious. Barf.
And now I have to go because I’m working on this. It’s a Christmas present that I’m MAKING (OMG!). Don’t you love how I printed the picture off of the internet and made it without a pattern? I am the queen of Tack ASS. And I’ll be impressed if any of you know who this is.
I’m outta here.
I think the metal items between the women’s legs are spectator seats (used when there are no chairs available).
Meg is right, being a golfer I carry one just in case my back acts up while walking the course and I need to sit for a second. Those little seats sure come in handy.
Nance I just knew you could come up with the best responce to the Tiger Woods crisis
I really feel for his wife and glad she ran after him with a golf club, he had us all fooled. Well at least me, fooled. I actually believed he was a good hubby and then all hell broke loose.
It’s Kirby!!! Who is it for?
I concur with your comments regarding Tiger Woods’ dalliances. And going after him with golf club is PRICELESS!!!!!
Hope she takes him to the cleaners. It’s what he deserves. Bastard!!!
Did you notice that Elin is not wearing her wedding ring in that picture. The media made such a fuss when a picture was snapped of her this last week without a wedding ring. I wonder when that pic was taken…..
Nance- you have mad sewing skillz….;)
I don’t blame the women who screwed Tiger-it just revolts me that they want to brag that they were one of the pack of hos who were with him. Remember when there was some level of shame involved in being with a married person? I can remember when it wasn’t something you would NOT brag about-something you hid if you did it. I guess having the proverbial 15 minutes of fame is more important. I feel for his wife-one humiliation after another. I read she has a high powered divorce lawyer now. He will get his. Someone told me Kate got the house and custody of the kids. I’m glad-yeah he was VERY young but hey jerk off you made eight children. Having his public second adolsence obvioulsy didn’t impress the court. And yeah Kate’s a controlling woman but I was glad when you defended her a while back Nance because I agree with you raising eight kids takes a strong woman-especially if you have a spinelss wonder for a husband. I bet your purse is a lot nicer in Navy. The tall ughs look cozy. Husband just got a snow blower. I guess that’s our Christmas present to each other. We need it-neither one of us can shovel much due to health issues. Forget the days of ambitious teenagers looking to make money shoveling-not happening here. It’ll make removing the 18 inches of snow a lot easier. There will be years we probably won’t need it at all but times like this it will be great. Cute sewing project. No kids means no clue as to who it is.
I concur with Annette R. – *those* women seem to be enjoying their 15 minutes of fame, indeed. Perhaps they have visions of $$$$$$ signs in their minds eye; talk-show appearances; selling their version to tabloids; book deals, etc. Although not the stigma it once was being the other woman (or women in Tiger’s case), it’s sad they seem proud of their accomplishments. Just shut the f*%k up and slither back under their rocks.
Also, I agree, Nance, that Tiger made the choice to cheat on Elin. Consequences for him are just starting. His life is forever altered, and not in a good way (I hope).
And, for the record, I am appalled that my Philadelphia Eagles gave Michael Vick another chance. But that’s another rant.
Here’s my take on women who have sex with married men – skanks. It’s not like they didn’t know he was married. They knew. I get it when a woman is totally hoodwinked by a cheater but we can’t let them off the hook on this one. They were sleeping with somebody else’s husband. If women would stop sleeping with other people’s husband that would put an end to that crap. Well, except that men who want to cheat would just figure out a place to put it.
I do blame these women. They crossed a character line and deserve to wear The Skank Hat they volunteered for.
But that’s just my take.
Oh and also? Were I young (again) and single (again) and Tiger Woods wanted to have sex with me and gave me expensive baubles in payment – I’d probably go for it. I was pretty character-less before I started to think about stuff. I was also the first to admit that I was a skank. I’m just glad to have grown the hell up and now know how to smell skank when I see it. Ew.
Love the bag and the boots, just my style!
Yeah, not a golfing fan but Tiger had that whole PURE, family man stuff going on. I think myself like a lot of others just felt a bit taken for (and I could give a shit about golf or Tiger). We women don’t like being LIED to dammit.
My condolences to his wife and kids. Cannot be easy to be publicly humiliated by your husbands inability to keep his pants on. And yeah, he is not sorry, just sorry he got CAUGHT!
May Elin walk away with half this guys bank account. Hit him where it hurts!
AND the kids most importantly of course.
Looks like one of the Pokemon characters?
Yep, that’s Kirby!
Poor Felina, sitting on the couch all by herself, shivering. If she was mine, I would carry her wherever I went. Seriously, she is just too cute for words. Have a Merry Christmas, Nance.
I just don’t understand what the motivation is for going after a married man…if he cheats on her, there is no future in it. Either A) he won’t leave her or 2) he would run around on you too.
Those women probably all thought they were in love with Mr Woods, and women in love are notoriously weak. Historical fact.